Banter Why Are They Single?

[WomenRfromVenus]

Likes to play shadow puppets with his dick

 

[lucky_luke]

Cause obviously she's from Venus when everyone else is from planet earth. Simple as that...no?

 

[Jinxy]

Because he is a giant and everytime he tries to get close to someone he squishes them.

 

[Englishflower]

Because she's too busy on FCN to actually go on a date lolz

 

[TBig88M]

Because she wares everybody out with her insatiable lust for cock.

 

[Jinxy]

Because he refuses to put pants on when he goes out.

 

[Whoops79]

Even her selfish are on LSD

 

[Englishflower]

Spends all the time looking and never asking lolz

 

[Jinxy]

She never leaves her basement

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

She's too busy staring at the ceiling Tripping balls and seeing glowing yellow heart shapes floating around to care about humans

 

[Kbunny]

Her toy collection is too intimidating!

 

[pigheaded]

she has to stop running over them all...that’s not flirting!

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Cause his pickup line is

Want a little sausage?

 

[Tdp06]

Told you to share your cigarette

 

[Whoops79]

Demanding

 

[Tdp06]

Not inspired enough

 

[Whoops79]

Complaining

 

[Tdp06]

Jealousy is a sin

 

[Whoops79]

And apparently tpd exploits that to the max....tsk...

The pot calling the kettle black much?

 

[Jinxy]

Likes to say tsk too often