Don't know if I should go the emotional, matter-of-fact, or dirty route. Fuck it, let's go with all three.
Emotional: Being single all my life has been beneficial in some ways, but in other ways, it's been kinda soul-sucking. And of course things hit the fan as soon as I started to turn my life around and get my act together, and I do not be part of a major historical event like this. Lord, make it stop.
Matter-of-fact: I'm 23 years old and haven't had my first kiss yet.
Dirty: Despite not having been kissed at the age of 23, I had a few sexual experiences when I was 18-19 with two different strange men (not at the same time) in their 20s. I've voluntarily been celibate since then in hopes that I find the right man.
As you can see, I lead a fairly dull life, and seem to be really fixated lately on topics related to interpersonal relationships and contact. (Is this a fourth confession? Don't know but meh.

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