Banter LIES! All lies!

[Englishflower]

I'm a great actress no-one ever notices when I fake an orgasm lolz

 

[Deleted member 811155]

I always fake orgasms and expect the girl to come as soon as i touch her

 

[Colinpullin]

Iv got a 10" tongue

 

[mysticdipstick]

big girls don't sweat much....

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

No one here ever masturbates.

 

[MissLed]

I'm not masturbating right now lol

 

[Gujjuguy]

I'm watching Missy through her Window and she's totally using that cuCUMber in the wrong way!! Haha

 

[Englishflower]

I'm watching Missy through her Window and she's totally using that cuCUMber in the wrong way!! Haha

Wrong way for who lolz

 

[Englishflower]

I did not have sex last night lolz

 

[Gujjuguy]

Wrong way for who lolz

She was going berserk on someone's one-eyed willy and i think you were on the receiving end lmao

 

[Englishflower]

She was going berserk on someone's one-eyed willy and i think you were on the receiving end lmao

You mean some have more than one eye now that l gotta see lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am not heading over to the chat for some naughty fun

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Everyone on this site follows the rules of the various threads.

 

[justagoodguy55]

Don't know if all, but I do it all the times

 

[Minnie79]

I'm really not looking forward to my kids going back to school next week. And I certainly won't be fist pumping the air at 9am on Monday morning and embarrassing the hell out of them.

 

[justagoodguy55]

I don't stare at new profile pics and zoom

 

[mysticdipstick]

Brexit will be just great....

 

[Gujjuguy]

Gordon Ramsey is such a polite chef!

 

[justagoodguy55]

I love that tomorrow is Monday and I can work again

 

[Englishflower]

I'm not hungover