Banter LIES! All lies!

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I don't throat dick like a hungry animal

 

[justagoodguy55]

I hate getting a blowjob

 

[Hotcarter76]

I'm going to go get manscaped

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am sitting here totally dressed watching a Disney movie

 

[Gujjuguy]

I just hate weekends!

 

[SamlightIsBack]

I just won 10 million on the lottery

 

[justagoodguy55]

My real name is Clooney but I am in desguise

 

[Tdp06]

I just won 10 million on the lottery

I can show you the best places in France, and I do the best massages

 

[Thalassa]

I have a tiny dick that I've named Mickey Mouse.

 

[SamlightIsBack]

I’ve run a marathon in every state in the USA

 

[Gujjuguy]

I trained Joseph Schooling who beat Michael Phelps to win Gold at the 2016 Rio Olympics mens 100m butterfly stroke final!

 

[wet-dreams]

When the noise neighbours have sex I always ask them to moan louder

 

[pigheaded]

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout

 

[lucky_luke]

I'm not an over thinker... Yeah definitely not.

 

[Heather]

I'm a fortune teller

 

[Englishflower]

I don't like doggystyle lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I don't drool over wonderful legs

 

[Gujjuguy]

I advised Warren Buffet to invest in Apple.

 

[Englishflower]

I don't have a FB who l meet 2/3 times a week lolz

 

[Gujjuguy]

Lies! We meet EVERY single day, Englishflower