Banter LIES! All lies!

[justagoodguy55]

I was the one who pulled the plug today

 

[Englishflower]

My real job is a stripogramme. I have a variety of saucy outfits to cater for all tastes lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am the plumber guy that fixed her shower yesterday

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I think dick pics are great conversation starters.

 

[justagoodguy55]

This is a all lies thread

 

[Englishflower]

I have a Master's Degree in cock sucking lolz

 

[Englishflower]

This is a all lies thread

It is so you posted incorrectly lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I shoot the Pic for @Englishflower

 

[Jinxy]

I hate taking a bubble bath

 

[Englishflower]

I have a Roman orgy at my flat every weekend for girls only lolz

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I don't have a left eyeball.

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am not laying in my bed touching myself

 

[Mixedgirl]

I can resist him when he wants to play

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I don't know how to flirt

 

[emptynestcpl]

I dont like @WomenRfromVenus

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I dont like @WomenRfromVenus

I don't like her either
Such a slimey character

 

[Englishflower]

I sometimes go naked water-skiing lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am fully concentrated on work today. Not even an English flower can distract me

 

[Jinxy]

I am cooking a 5 course meal for dinner

 

[Englishflower]

I'm gonna eat that 5 course dinner lolz