Banter LIES! All lies!

[justagoodguy55]

I serve the dinner naked

 

[Heather]

I puddle jump naked

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I paint random puddles on the ground ... naked

 

[Minnie79]

I have a collection of 386 egg timers. Oh, and I hate boobs.

 

[emptynestcpl]

I have a collection of 386 egg timers. Oh, and I hate boobs.

I despise the female figure, not just some, ALL!!!!!

 

[SamlightIsBack]

I went through the drive-thru naked

 

[Englishflower]

I work in a restaurant and make customers lick French mustard off my naked boobs lolz

 

[Gujjuguy]

I don't miss @MissLed at all.

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am really happy today

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Toilet water is an awesome makeup remover!

 

[justagoodguy55]

Swallowing cum helps against Corona

 

[Gujjuguy]

I invented the IPhone.

 

[MissLed]

There is not one thing I love about sex.

 

[Woodrow46]

I would never stare at the person above me for long periods of time whilst running sexual thoughts thru my mind

 

[MissLed]

lol The person above does not need a new pic

 

[Deleted member 811155]

I hate, poor people, children.

 

[Minnie79]

I have an elbow fetish.

 

[justagoodguy55]

I really love to be single

 

[Colinpullin]

I'm a multi millionaire and only work to stop me getting bored.

 

[pigheaded]

I’m naked singing show tunes while riding my unicycle around my living room.. can’t stop the music ya’ll!