Outrageously flirt / hit on the user above you

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There used to be a thread like this, I just can't find it anymore. I thought it was funny, so let's see if it can be revived :D

Be as naughty, dirty and inappropriate as you can :eek::rolleyes: For more fun, try to make it specific by referring to the user's nickname, profile picture, latest status update or whatever you happen to know about her/him!

Have fun peeps(/pervs) ! ;)
 
*straddles your lap, as I slowly bring out the item I've been hiding behind my back.. my pointer finger from my opposite hand running slowly back and forth along your lower lip, before I hook it into your mouth, directing for you to open. I begin to grate cheese against your teeth, my eyes flicking up to meet yours.. and as your mouth falls open in utter shock, I fill it with the best canned cheese I could find at the corner store.*

lmaooo. Well, my flirting skills still suck. But at least you got some cheese. :rolleyes::D:p:cool:
 
*Rubs some Marple syrup on my chest for that Canadian hottie... I'm still not nearly as sweet as you are :rolleyes:

Ps: what the hell is canned cheese?? Lol
 
*Looks over you with my light blue eyes, trailing slowly down your body, stopping at your midsection, biting his lower lip* Hey big boy, why don't you come over here and personally show me that large 'weapon' of yours the ladies swoon over. I've been dying to get an up close and personal view of it myself. *Winking as I take in a deep breath, anticipating the sight of it*
 
*slaps @Slopps chest with a pancake, soaking up that delicious maple syrup.. I then look over to @PoliteandNaughty, swaying my hips as I walk towards him with my gift* I thought you could use a pancake bb, while you wait so anxiously for the sausage to arrive. ;)


Slopps said:
*Rubs some Marple syrup on my chest for that Canadian hottie... I'm still not nearly as sweet as you are :rolleyes:

Ps: what the hell is canned cheese?? Lol
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I think it's like processed cheese, a molecule away from plastic, but in this case it's canned sooo maybe foam? lol
 
Hey, I've seen you topless and I like what I saw. I meant your ride of course...
Why don't you ride me now instead? And I didn't mean my car :rolleyes:
 
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Are you the speaker of the House? 'Cause I wanna introduce something to the floor. It's called... Your Panties. ;)
 
You can leave the hat on tada taaa ta ta tada tata... (at least a few old people should understand this:p)
 
Excuse me, I won a price, so I can name a new purple rose. Woukd it be OK to name it after such a beautiful flower like you?
 
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