Banter Why Are They Single?

[Gobster28]

He’s a shy, quiet gentleman...but turns into a werewolf when angry

 

[Saximony]

Because he writes too much and offends others.

 

[Jinxy]

Because he is only interested in dating a barbie doll.

 

[Thalassa]

Her halitosis from a mile away blows men away, not in a good way.

(Wow, way too many 'way' in that sentence!)

 

[Fildo66]

For one, she brings a Trident to every first date and asks her date if he/she is ready to wage war against the surface dwellers. Then proceeds to order fish every time if they make it past the first question.

 

[Hanna92344]

For one, she brings a Trident to every first date and asks her date if he/she is ready to wage war against the surface dwellers. Then proceeds to order fish every time if they make it past the first question.

That was priceless XD


Because he brings his collection of most unique and unordinary toys to the first date, makes them try each of the toys on in public, and does a survey to see which toy was best was and why.
(That is, if he was single )

 

[Gobster28]

She always shows up in a mermaid costume to every date, and always wants to go to a fish restaurant.

 

[Hotcarter76]

He sets people on fire

 

[Saximony]

Because women don't know if Carter is his first name or his last

 

[Hanna92344]

Because people wonder what type of a name Saximony is and leave frustrated cause they couldn't figure it out

 

[Phantasym]

Because nobody is worthy.

 

[Saximony]

Because instead of orgasms he gives phantasms

 

[Thalassa]

He holds a conversation and his balls at the same time.

 

[Phantasym]

All her dates are over after a couple minutes because the other person can’t hold their breath underwater that long.

 

[Thalassa]

Wears his pants inside out and his neon yellow undies over them.

Then he runs into the restaurants and movie theaters where his dates are waiting, screaming "I'm supermaaaaaannn!"

 

[Saximony]

Because theres a freaking scary evil bird on her arm!

 

[Lonelycajun]

Because she is fromMars. Sparks fly from her titties.

 

[Imagine]

Because no one likes okra

 

[Thalassa]

When he sits down with his date, one of the first things he says in a quiet drawl is "Imagine our date going well and now imagine you're in my bed spread eagle. Imagine how I'm gonna rock your world, baby. Imagine..."

 

[Imagine]

Because she has 20 questions and most prospects drown after 2