Banter Why Are They Single?

Her halitosis from a mile away blows men away, not in a good way.

(Wow, way too many 'way' in that sentence!)
 
For one, she brings a Trident to every first date and asks her date if he/she is ready to wage war against the surface dwellers. Then proceeds to order fish every time if they make it past the first question.
 
Fildo66 said:
For one, she brings a Trident to every first date and asks her date if he/she is ready to wage war against the surface dwellers. Then proceeds to order fish every time if they make it past the first question.
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That was priceless XD


Because he brings his collection of most unique and unordinary toys to the first date, makes them try each of the toys on in public, and does a survey to see which toy was best was and why.
(That is, if he was single :p)
 
She always shows up in a mermaid costume to every date, and always wants to go to a fish restaurant.
 
Because women don't know if Carter is his first name or his last
 
Wears his pants inside out and his neon yellow undies over them.

Then he runs into the restaurants and movie theaters where his dates are waiting, screaming "I'm supermaaaaaannn!"
 
When he sits down with his date, one of the first things he says in a quiet drawl is "Imagine our date going well and now imagine you're in my bed spread eagle. Imagine how I'm gonna rock your world, baby. Imagine..."
 
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