Game You’re a burglar

[Thalassa]

I thought I'd lost them for good. Well, too late to change. Keep 'em.

I'm stealing your toothpaste.

 

[Phantasym]

I'm stealing just your toothpaste tube. I'll leave the toothpaste.

Also, bye bye coffee filters.

 

[Thalassa]

I don't drink coffee, ha!

Say adios to all your tops - tees, shirts, jackets.

 

[Dogowar]

Away with your bed sheets

 

[Phantasym]

I am stealing your croquet wickets. But being the benevolent burglar that I am, I am replacing them with crickets.

 

[Phantasym]

Oh, and that was because I couldn't find your marbles.

 

[Dogowar]

Steals your tiddlywinks. Can't have you beating me lol

 

[Phantasym]

One of the dice from your Monopoly set

 

[Dogowar]

One of the dice from your Monopoly set

The rat from your Rat trap game

 

[Gobster28]

I’m taking the door handles

 

[Phantasym]

If you happen to have an older computer mouse ... I'ma takin' the little ball from inside it.

 

[Phantasym]

Also, all the little metal tab things from the top of all your soda cans.

 

[Phantasym]

May I just state that this is an evil thread.

I love it!

 

[Gobster28]

I’m taking all of your charger cables

 

[Gobster28]

May I just state that this is an evil thread.

I love it!

I know, it’s fun

 

[Thalassa]

@Jinxy is awakening the evil within us. Soon we will take over the world muhahahaha

 

[Phantasym]

I'm taking the spring-loaded doohickey that holds the toilet paper roll from all your toilet paper holders.

 

[Thalassa]

You don't need your dentures, do you?

 

[Phantasym]

Also, the springs from inside all your ballpoint pens

 

[Thalassa]

The shock absorbers from your car.