My whole raison d'etre is to give shitty advice. Ask me anything. Whatever I suggest, it'll be shit.
Go on a trip without clothes or money, own a Fiat, eat raw chicken for every meal, give your mother a vacuum as a Christmas present, only change your underpants when you've swapped them inside out, back to front and slept in them a few times, tell Stanthropical he's beautiful and you want his babies, make a thread on fcn about bad advice ...