Banter LIES! All lies!

[Silver-Smile]

Im having so much fun right now.

 

[Acetea]

I'm not staying up even if I'm completely tired

 

[DreamerGirl1]

My real name is Jennifer Aniston

 

[Acetea]

My real name is Jennifer Aniston

No way! I'm Keanu Reaves!

 

[DreamerGirl1]

No way! I'm Keanu Reaves!

Let’s do lunch!

 

[Acetea]

Wait... Is it a lie?
Because I'm very good at spotting them!

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

My husband loves me dearly and would never cheat on me

 

[Snap75]

My husband loves me dearly and would never cheat on me

Definitely not with my loyal loving wife

 

[Bennettrose]

I had a platinum record in Belgium in 1974

 

[CoquetteX]

I will start saving money

 

[Snap75]

My wrestling name was white python

 

[WittleGrace]

I used to play chess at a professional level.

 

[Mrroscoe03]

My horse won the Kentucky Derby

 

[Silver-Smile]

I dont have any celebrity crushes.

 

[Snap75]

I killed Bruce Wayne's parents

 

[Bennettrose]

I live in the mountains with my yeti domestic partner

 

[Snap75]

I work for an advertisement firm called "mouse, follicle,goosecreature, ampersand, wapkaplet looseliver, vendetta, and sprong "

 

[Bennettrose]

I discovered the secret to eternal life, just waiting to speak to a patent attorney

 

[Silver-Smile]

Im totally not horny and looking to roleplay or sex chat.

 

[Noonereallyknows]

I didn't woke up with a huge boner