Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[Heidiwil]

Well only because she said no to a threesome with @Heidiwil and I which doesn’t make sense in the real world because I wouldn’t be dating both at the same time. But being things fantasy, she refuses the threesome so we have to break up. For now …..

Whatever … still works. I talk to damn much

I just asked if I was denied. WTF @Fildo66 Who denied me?! Hahaha

 

[Heidiwil]

I can be your Queen...

 

[Locket44]

I just asked if I was denied. WTF @Fildo66 Who denied me?! Hahaha

I said yes to a twosome with Heidi but she was having none of it

 

[Heidiwil]

Lies! I Said fuck YES @Locket44

 

[Fildo66]

I’m not breaking up with this beautiful lady. I just married her for crying out loud! Plus she says says yes to everything.

Thread: breaking up with him because he keeps leaving his one damn shoe all over the house

 

[katzmeow]

Dear John,
Your name is not John! And you're married. Fuck you.
~Katz

 

[Locket44]

Her pussy fought with my pussy

 

[Heidiwil]

I've got 2 pussy cats and my hubby above me. I'm never ending that party!

 

[Locket44]

I don't stand a chance against that

 

[MinaRee]

Who this? New phone...

 

[Heidiwil]

Who this? New phone...

Good one!

 

[Fildo66]

Sorry babe … this is a break up thread. So I have to break up with you because you’re just too damn sexy. Is that really a reason?

 

[vanilla_hips]

I'm just sick of you misplacing my favorite toy every time. And then the constant grains of sand in our house after you come back from the beach! It's enough. I'm mentally at rock bottom...

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

I dont like it when you call me Mr banana when your friends around while when we are alone you refuse to take care of Mr banana. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Stanthropical]

Bye~

 

[Fildo66]

I don’t owe you a damn explanation! We’re through. Even though I don it think either one of us knew we were together but the hell with this relationship! I’m out!!

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fildo... you are one studly man. Let's face it, I just cannot handle your hot body. Every time you show your as I want to spank it and, we know, doss not lead to a relationship. So I must walk away!

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

Huh who are you again

 

[FlirtyC]

Youre just not fitting in with the pack. You're clearly a lone wolf and Im honestly quite sick of the constant howling. Its not even a good howl. It does nothing for me. Its like the howl of a lost puppy. A whimpering cry of loneliness. Theres a new dog in town now. Big paws. Bushy tail. The real deal.

It was never gonna work.

 

[FlirtyC]

You just dont take care of me like you used to. And your hands are too cold.

 

[Sunshine22]

I just cannot keep up with your requests for me to take photos of your naked ass at every well recognized landmark we go to. Look, don't get me wrong a lot of them were fun, but the lunar excursion was just too much, the helicoptering that when on in front of those astronauts...too much Flirty, too much!