Group Banter Race to a million

[LeiaSkywalker]

Like, the really long ones

 

[Lil_wonders]

But really if the dwarves are in the right position the dildos won’t take extra space.

 

[Minnie79]

Sexy

Well fuck. Now I've flooded the bathroom

 

[GhostBear]

Hmmm.. Whats the height limit to be a dwarf.. *googles*

 

[Minnie79]

They take up less room so there can be more of them. Typically, according to Wikipedia, you can get 14 dwarves in the back of a mark 4 Astra and still have room for three double ended dildos.

But that leaves 8 of them wanting. Doesn't seem fair

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Like

But really if the dwarves are in the right position the dildos won’t take extra space.

Science!!!

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

They get more dildo for their money. Or more do for their dough as we say in the trade

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

It's why Lil is head of the Australian space program

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

But that leaves 8 of them wanting. Doesn't seem fair

They have tongues and fingers?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Well fuck. Now I've flooded the bathroom

Please don’t “slip and land awkwardly on anything. “

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Oi were almost at 14k

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

15k*

 

[Minnie79]

They have tongues and fingers?

I mean yeah but it's no dildo

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I read that as "tongues for fingers"

-_-

 

[Lil_wonders]

Was going to bed. But need to stay awake for the 15k

 

[Lil_wonders]

I read that as "tongues for fingers"

-_-

That’s the other version of Edward scissor hands.

 

[GhostBear]

Dildoes

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I doubt it will take long tbf

 

[Lil_wonders]

Does dil?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

That’s the other version of Edward scissor hands.

Lara licky fingers