Been behind the bar this evening, this couple came in and she bought drinks while he went to the loo, she took a sip of his pint and went of, he came to the bar ready for a argument, a nearly empty glass on his hand shouting it's a dirty glass as a smear of lipstick on rim and he feels sick, he demanded a new pint and money of his bill, damn I was so ready to tear him down. A simple shake of my girlfriends head said no. So a free drink and a main taken of the bill. But them it slipped.
"Don't let your wife drink any, would kiss her either she'll make you ill. Oppps