Group Banter Race to a million

Glad when the days over, lawyers are killing my sanity today!!!! Grrrrr. Nope don't feel any better
 
Been behind the bar this evening, this couple came in and she bought drinks while he went to the loo, she took a sip of his pint and went of, he came to the bar ready for a argument, a nearly empty glass on his hand shouting it's a dirty glass as a smear of lipstick on rim and he feels sick, he demanded a new pint and money of his bill, damn I was so ready to tear him down. A simple shake of my girlfriends head said no. So a free drink and a main taken of the bill. But them it slipped.

"Don't let your wife drink any, would kiss her either she'll make you ill. Oppps
 

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