Harthacnut Resident FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,641 When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
C Casey86 The Beard FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,642 Nowhere_man said: When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it. Click to expand... Well at least he waited 20 years to mention it and not right then and there....
Nowhere_man said: When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it. Click to expand... Well at least he waited 20 years to mention it and not right then and there....
Harthacnut Resident FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,643 Casey86 said: Well at least he waited 20 years to mention it and not right then and there.... Click to expand... He gave me plenty of time to finish and clean up.
Casey86 said: Well at least he waited 20 years to mention it and not right then and there.... Click to expand... He gave me plenty of time to finish and clean up.
C Casey86 The Beard FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,644 Nowhere_man said: He gave me plenty of time to finish and clean up. Click to expand... Haha well that was nice of him
Nowhere_man said: He gave me plenty of time to finish and clean up. Click to expand... Haha well that was nice of him
vanilla_hips 🐮 FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,645 Nowhere_man said: When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it. Click to expand... Some things you should just keep to yourself. :25:
Nowhere_man said: When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly. Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it. Click to expand... Some things you should just keep to yourself. :25:
Harthacnut Resident FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,646 vanilla_hips said: Some things you should just keep to yourself. :25: Click to expand...
D Deleted member 1217451 Resident FCN Regular Apr 19, 2025 #8,647 When I was a young teenager I found my dad's erotic magazines in the back of a closet when looking for birthday presents that my mom always hid. Thing is, my dad moved out when I was 3! Last edited: Apr 19, 2025
When I was a young teenager I found my dad's erotic magazines in the back of a closet when looking for birthday presents that my mom always hid. Thing is, my dad moved out when I was 3!
Maddiemoiselle Grafepruit FCN Regular Apr 21, 2025 #8,650 FuckingRayOfSunshine said: I may not be a virgin. Click to expand... I don't believe that
D Deleted member 1304176 Resident FCN Regular Apr 21, 2025 #8,651 Maddiemoiselle said: I don't believe that Click to expand... My left ear is virginal. The right ear had cum in it, so I don't think it's pure anymore.
Maddiemoiselle said: I don't believe that Click to expand... My left ear is virginal. The right ear had cum in it, so I don't think it's pure anymore.
C Casey86 The Beard FCN Regular Apr 21, 2025 #8,652 I once carried a conversation with a dog for a good half hour at 3 in the morning while sitting in the middle of the road
I once carried a conversation with a dog for a good half hour at 3 in the morning while sitting in the middle of the road
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Apr 22, 2025 #8,653 I fucking love Burger King whoppers, but I very rarely eat them.
D Deleted member 1217451 Resident FCN Regular Apr 22, 2025 #8,654 My favourite flavour milkshake is strawberry.
D Deleted member 1217451 Resident FCN Regular Apr 22, 2025 #8,656 FuckingRayOfSunshine said: I can often feel rejected. Click to expand... Feel the need to offer *hugs*
FuckingRayOfSunshine said: I can often feel rejected. Click to expand... Feel the need to offer *hugs*
D Deleted member 1304176 Resident FCN Regular Apr 22, 2025 #8,657 PrincessPraise said: Feel the need to offer *hugs* Click to expand... Thank you. You're awesome
D Deleted member 1304176 Resident FCN Regular Apr 24, 2025 #8,658 I need to be needed (surprising no one)
Harthacnut Resident FCN Regular Apr 24, 2025 #8,659 Well here two real facts about me, seeing I'm always posting joke ones. I'm my mothers boss at work. And yes. It's as awkward as it sounds. I'm deaf in my right ear.
Well here two real facts about me, seeing I'm always posting joke ones. I'm my mothers boss at work. And yes. It's as awkward as it sounds. I'm deaf in my right ear.
D Deleted member 1217451 Resident FCN Regular Apr 24, 2025 #8,660 I couldn't sleep for three days after I watched The Ring.