When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly.
Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
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Well at least he waited 20 years to mention it and not right then and there....When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly.
Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
He gave me plenty of time to finish and clean up.
Haha well that was nice of him
Some things you should just keep to yourself. :25:When i was 11 I wanked in the back of the car to my sisters smash hits magazine, a poster of Rachel Stevens. Thought it was sly.
Over 20 years later my dad mentioned it.
When I was a young teenager I found my dad's erotic magazines in the back of a closet when looking for birthday presents that my mom always hid. Thing is, my dad moved out when I was 3! 
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I can often feel rejected.
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I'm deaf in my right ear.
I'm my mothers boss at work. And yes. It's as awkward as it sounds.
I'm deaf in my right ear.
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