Chores are exactly that , a chore.. pfft
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Episode 2: Wonderoo and Hugo too: Adventures Down under
Wonderoo (striking a pose on a eucalyptus branch):
“Hugo, darling, do you think this leaf matches my eucalyptus-toned eyes?”
Hugo (flatly, eyes half-lidded):
“If it’s edible, I’ll match it with my mouth.”
Wonderoo:
“You're so uncultured. Fashion is edible for the soul.”
Hugo (pointing to his shirt):
“My soul only eats leaves. Also, this shirt is organic cotton. That's culture.”
A rustling in the bushes.
Wonderoo (gasps):
“That bush is moving... Is it the paparazzi again? I knew I looked too fabulous to go unnoticed!”
Hugo (squints):
“That's either a drop bear or a disgruntled kangaroo. Either way, we’re not getting a good Yelp review.”
Suddenly, a furry creature drops from the tree. THUD! It’s a drop bear in a leather jacket.
Drop Bear:
“Oi! This is my branch. And your friend smells like kale.”
Wonderoo:
“That’s Hugo. He only bathes in tea tree oil. Very niche.”
Hugo (deadpan):
“It keeps the dingoes away and my chakras aligned.”
Drop Bear:
“Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t drop-bear wrestle you into next week!”
Wonderoo (flicks sunglasses down):
“Because I have a boomerang purse. And it always comes back.”
Hugo:
“And I have… indigestion. You don’t wanna mess with leaf farts, mate.”
Drop bear backs off, hands raised.
Drop Bear:
“Fair. I respect a stylish koala and a gassy lizard. Carry on.”
They walk off into the sunset, Wonderoo reapplying lip gloss with a eucalyptus leaf.
Wonderoo:
“I call that a peaceful negotiation.”
Hugo:
“You threatened him with a handbag and lactose-free wind.”
Back at their camp, Hugo is brewing dandelion tea. Wonderoo is making a eucalyptus-infused face mask.
Hugo:
“Tomorrow’s forecast: sass storms with a chance of drop bears.”
Wonderoo (holding up a mirror):
“And fabulous with a 100% chance of glam.
Next time on Wonderoo and Hugo Too: Snake yoga and didgeridoo beatboxing!
Enjoy!
Snake yoga! ha
I do love tea tree oil. Fixes anything!
Stinks tho ha
Enjoy!
Ciaran, you should be some sort of creator..
Your imagination is wasted..
Your imagination is wasted..
It wasn't great to begin with lol
I have a good schedule this week tho. And off tomorrow, or rather today I guess
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Episode 2: Wonderoo and Hugo too: Adventures Down under
Wonderoo (striking a pose on a eucalyptus branch):
“Hugo, darling, do you think this leaf matches my eucalyptus-toned eyes?”
Hugo (flatly, eyes half-lidded):
“If it’s edible, I’ll match it with my mouth.”
Wonderoo:
“You're so uncultured. Fashion is edible for the soul.”
Hugo (pointing to his shirt):
“My soul only eats leaves. Also, this shirt is organic cotton. That's culture.”
A rustling in the bushes.
Wonderoo (gasps):
“That bush is moving... Is it the paparazzi again? I knew I looked too fabulous to go unnoticed!”
Hugo (squints):
“That's either a drop bear or a disgruntled kangaroo. Either way, we’re not getting a good Yelp review.”
Suddenly, a furry creature drops from the tree. THUD! It’s a drop bear in a leather jacket.
Drop Bear:
“Oi! This is my branch. And your friend smells like kale.”
Wonderoo:
“That’s Hugo. He only bathes in tea tree oil. Very niche.”
Hugo (deadpan):
“It keeps the dingoes away and my chakras aligned.”
Drop Bear:
“Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t drop-bear wrestle you into next week!”
Wonderoo (flicks sunglasses down):
“Because I have a boomerang purse. And it always comes back.”
Hugo:
“And I have… indigestion. You don’t wanna mess with leaf farts, mate.”
Drop bear backs off, hands raised.
Drop Bear:
“Fair. I respect a stylish koala and a gassy lizard. Carry on.”
They walk off into the sunset, Wonderoo reapplying lip gloss with a eucalyptus leaf.
Wonderoo:
“I call that a peaceful negotiation.”
Hugo:
“You threatened him with a handbag and lactose-free wind.”
Back at their camp, Hugo is brewing dandelion tea. Wonderoo is making a eucalyptus-infused face mask.
Hugo:
“Tomorrow’s forecast: sass storms with a chance of drop bears.”
Wonderoo (holding up a mirror):
“And fabulous with a 100% chance of glam.
Next time on Wonderoo and Hugo Too: Snake yoga and didgeridoo beatboxing!
Once had a shampoo with it in, felt like had dipped my head in a barrel of mint or something of that ilk.
I mean was kinda fresh but weird at the same time ha
Unless I getting confused with something else ofc
I mean was kinda fresh but weird at the same time ha
Unless I getting confused with something else ofc
I had a basic concept for a story and some jokes I wanted interspersed, I got A.I. to do the rest as I'm lazy.
I can't take full credit. Like 25% of it. I'm not that talented lol.
Probably less than 25%.
You are most certainly talented JS..