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Episode 2: Wonderoo and Hugo too: Adventures Down under

Wonderoo (striking a pose on a eucalyptus branch):
“Hugo, darling, do you think this leaf matches my eucalyptus-toned eyes?”

Hugo (flatly, eyes half-lidded):
“If it’s edible, I’ll match it with my mouth.”


Wonderoo:
“You're so uncultured. Fashion is edible for the soul.”

Hugo (pointing to his shirt):
“My soul only eats leaves. Also, this shirt is organic cotton. That's culture.”


A rustling in the bushes.

Wonderoo (gasps):
“That bush is moving... Is it the paparazzi again? I knew I looked too fabulous to go unnoticed!”

Hugo (squints):
“That's either a drop bear or a disgruntled kangaroo. Either way, we’re not getting a good Yelp review.”


Suddenly, a furry creature drops from the tree. THUD! It’s a drop bear in a leather jacket.

Drop Bear:
“Oi! This is my branch. And your friend smells like kale.”

Wonderoo:
“That’s Hugo. He only bathes in tea tree oil. Very niche.”

Hugo (deadpan):
“It keeps the dingoes away and my chakras aligned.”


Drop Bear:
“Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t drop-bear wrestle you into next week!”

Wonderoo (flicks sunglasses down):
“Because I have a boomerang purse. And it always comes back.”
Hugo:

“And I have… indigestion. You don’t wanna mess with leaf farts, mate.”

Drop bear backs off, hands raised.

Drop Bear:
“Fair. I respect a stylish koala and a gassy lizard. Carry on.”


They walk off into the sunset, Wonderoo reapplying lip gloss with a eucalyptus leaf.

Wonderoo:
“I call that a peaceful negotiation.”

Hugo:
“You threatened him with a handbag and lactose-free wind.”


Back at their camp, Hugo is brewing dandelion tea. Wonderoo is making a eucalyptus-infused face mask.

Hugo:
“Tomorrow’s forecast: sass storms with a chance of drop bears.”

Wonderoo (holding up a mirror):
“And fabulous with a 100% chance of glam.


Next time on Wonderoo and Hugo Too: Snake yoga and didgeridoo beatboxing!

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Episode 2: Wonderoo and Hugo too: Adventures Down under

Wonderoo (striking a pose on a eucalyptus branch):
“Hugo, darling, do you think this leaf matches my eucalyptus-toned eyes?”

Hugo (flatly, eyes half-lidded):
“If it’s edible, I’ll match it with my mouth.”

Wonderoo:
“You're so uncultured. Fashion is edible for the soul.”

Hugo (pointing to his shirt):
“My soul only eats leaves. Also, this shirt is organic cotton. That's culture.”

A rustling in the bushes.

Wonderoo (gasps):
“That bush is moving... Is it the paparazzi again? I knew I looked too fabulous to go unnoticed!”

Hugo (squints):
“That's either a drop bear or a disgruntled kangaroo. Either way, we’re not getting a good Yelp review.”

Suddenly, a furry creature drops from the tree. THUD! It’s a drop bear in a leather jacket.

Drop Bear:
“Oi! This is my branch. And your friend smells like kale.”

Wonderoo:
“That’s Hugo. He only bathes in tea tree oil. Very niche.”

Hugo (deadpan):
“It keeps the dingoes away and my chakras aligned.”

Drop Bear:
“Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t drop-bear wrestle you into next week!”

Wonderoo (flicks sunglasses down):
“Because I have a boomerang purse. And it always comes back.”
Hugo:

“And I have… indigestion. You don’t wanna mess with leaf farts, mate.”

Drop bear backs off, hands raised.

Drop Bear:
“Fair. I respect a stylish koala and a gassy lizard. Carry on.”

They walk off into the sunset, Wonderoo reapplying lip gloss with a eucalyptus leaf.

Wonderoo:
“I call that a peaceful negotiation.”

Hugo:
“You threatened him with a handbag and lactose-free wind.”


Back at their camp, Hugo is brewing dandelion tea. Wonderoo is making a eucalyptus-infused face mask.

Hugo:
“Tomorrow’s forecast: sass storms with a chance of drop bears.”

Wonderoo (holding up a mirror):
“And fabulous with a 100% chance of glam.


Next time on Wonderoo and Hugo Too: Snake yoga and didgeridoo beatboxing!

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