Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

He turns up to all his dates wearing only body paint and then insists that his date strips so that he can paint them too.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Her tremendous sexiness intimidates all potential suitors.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

They still havnt found the bodies

 

[vanilla_hips]

She has to work too much.

 

[Fildo66]

She is controlling of her dates right out of the gate. When they go to dinner, and her date orders, she says, “Hmmmm …. I would have went with the shrimp Alfredo. But you do you.” When the food comes, she taste it and say, “Ugggh … why did we even come here? This place is horrible. We’re leaving”!
What about the bill, her date asks.
“Why would I pay for this shit? Let’s go”!
And it goes on and on, restaurant to restaurant. Movie to movie.

 

[Deleted member 1516852]

He discusses a lot...

 

[Normalish]

She wears low cut tops, bearing her chest and cleavage rendering her date gob smacked and speechless the entire time

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Let's be honest...he is just too damn normal to be interesting to the opposite or same sex.

 

[Saximony]

He confuses his dates they dont know if he is polite or naughty.

 

[LanieNL]

Because they thought he was a stripper called Sexy Money, but he's actually a street artist playing Saxophone for money.

 

[Fildo66]

You ever come a time that date from hell? Where nothing goes right? The conversation just isn’t there. She rolled her eyes at your outfit although he fair, the “That’s a horrible idea. Hold my beer” tank top probably wasn’t the best choice for a first impression but I digress. She yelled at the waittress for taking too long with the food and then sent it back to the kitchen. She chatted on her phone the whole time with some other poor soul. Remember that night? Yeah … that’s not this girl. I’m not sure why she’s single. I was just reminiscing.

 

[LanieNL]

You ever come a time that date from hell? Where nothing goes right? The conversation just isn’t there. She rolled her eyes at your outfit although he fair, the “That’s a horrible idea. Hold my beer” tank top probably wasn’t the best choice for a first impression but I digress. She yelled at the waittress for taking too long with the food and then sent it back to the kitchen. She chatted on her phone the whole time with some other poor soul. Remember that night? Yeah … that’s not this girl. I’m not sure why she’s single. I was just reminiscing.

I read this 5x and still have no idea what it is about or see any logic in this story, haha

 

[shambles925]

Because experimentation is high on their agenda

 

[Fildo66]

I read this 5x and still have no idea what it is about or see any logic in this story, haha

lol … oh just retelling my own stories. . As for the thread, once he realizes he’s not into his dates, he just tells them he’s actually gay and this wouldn’t work anyways.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Keeps getting mistaken for a coat hook

 

[LanieNL]

She gives you hope, but only with a dagger pointed in your back.

 

[Fildo66]

Seems to have to read the entire menu 5x before she decides she doesn’t want an appetizer. She then reads it 5x again before she settles on a salad. And the biggest margarita they can possibly make. That took only one read.

 

[shambles925]

5x too many margarita’s

 

[Fildo66]

Goes into every date telling himself, “Not gonna drink tonight. Not gonna drink tonight. Not gonna drink tonight”. When the waiter brings the drink specials menu, he starts to sweat. Two hours later, he’s running through the restaurant drunk and naked. Oh well … maybe next time.

 

[Locket44]

He only goes to restaurants where Shambles goes to in the hope of catching him running around naked.