Banter Why Are They Single?

She is controlling of her dates right out of the gate. When they go to dinner, and her date orders, she says, “Hmmmm …. I would have went with the shrimp Alfredo. But you do you.” When the food comes, she taste it and say, “Ugggh … why did we even come here? This place is horrible. We’re leaving”!
What about the bill, her date asks.
“Why would I pay for this shit? Let’s go”!
And it goes on and on, restaurant to restaurant. Movie to movie.
 
You ever come a time that date from hell? Where nothing goes right? The conversation just isn’t there. She rolled her eyes at your outfit although he fair, the “That’s a horrible idea. Hold my beer” tank top probably wasn’t the best choice for a first impression but I digress. She yelled at the waittress for taking too long with the food and then sent it back to the kitchen. She chatted on her phone the whole time with some other poor soul. Remember that night? Yeah … that’s not this girl. I’m not sure why she’s single. I was just reminiscing.
 
Fildo66 said:
You ever come a time that date from hell? Where nothing goes right? The conversation just isn’t there. She rolled her eyes at your outfit although he fair, the “That’s a horrible idea. Hold my beer” tank top probably wasn’t the best choice for a first impression but I digress. She yelled at the waittress for taking too long with the food and then sent it back to the kitchen. She chatted on her phone the whole time with some other poor soul. Remember that night? Yeah … that’s not this girl. I’m not sure why she’s single. I was just reminiscing.
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I read this 5x and still have no idea what it is about or see any logic in this story, haha
 
LanieNL said:
I read this 5x and still have no idea what it is about or see any logic in this story, haha
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lol … oh just retelling my own stories. :). As for the thread, once he realizes he’s not into his dates, he just tells them he’s actually gay and this wouldn’t work anyways. :)
 
She gives you hope, but only with a dagger pointed in your back.
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Seems to have to read the entire menu 5x before she decides she doesn’t want an appetizer. She then reads it 5x again before she settles on a salad. And the biggest margarita they can possibly make. That took only one read. :)
 
Goes into every date telling himself, “Not gonna drink tonight. Not gonna drink tonight. Not gonna drink tonight”. When the waiter brings the drink specials menu, he starts to sweat. Two hours later, he’s running through the restaurant drunk and naked. Oh well … maybe next time.
 
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