Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Tdp06]

You must have a special relation with the mods @logan

 

[Tdp06]

Granted - but you have leprosy and have to wear gloves all the time

I wish I had a 12 inch dick

Granted, but only have flies around, good luck ..

I wish I live on a desert island

 

[Tdp06]

TF boet? I was teasing. Smh...

No Logan just look at your avatars

 

[Lakeside]

I had my reply written and was waiting for the 60 second delay to elapse to post it when my answer was pre-empted.

That question didn't appeal, so I edited my post to 'blank' and went away to *sulk*

Ls x

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but you have to pass the customs suspecting you of having things in your cavities ... Good luck

I wish I had long hairs

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but you get one leg bitten off by a shark

Edit: granted, long hairs that come out your nose.

I wish I could rewind life and have the opportunity to correct 3 mistakes

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but you get one leg bitten off by a shark

Edit: granted, long hairs that come out your nose.

I wish I could rewind life and have the opportunity to correct 3 mistakes

Granted, unfortunately you lost memory to do so

I wish I was a pro football player

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Granted. But you ended up as an American football player, and not a European football player (soccer to us).

I wish I had a girl that loved me as much as my dog.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but R Kelly singing without teeth.

I wish I was an Oscar winning actor

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Granted. You are now Mickey Mouse.

I wish I had a clean house

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, barbie one..

I wish I can run without getting tired

 

[Lonelyguy40]

Granted, but you have to do it in pink high heels.




I wish I never had to work again

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, drop by drop.

I wish my fridge refill itself with all I want

 

[Tdp06]

Granted! But they be made of foam..

IWI see true walls