Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Tdp06]

Granted, but you fly around the world to come back where you from
Edit, and no toilets on that plane

I wish I hold her

 

[bladez234]

Granted, but “she” is a pissed off cat.

I wish I had more music

 

[Alexa79]

Granted but all the white are pink.

I wish I had more tutus

 

[bladez234]

Granted but they’re all made of cardboard.

I wish I had a heater

 

[Alexa79]

Granted but it only heats at 105 degrees


I wish I had a new car

 

[Tiger_22]

Granted but dirty Mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in it

I wish I could fly

 

[bladez234]

Granted. Flying down!

I wish I wrote a book.

 

[Tiger_22]

Granted but you received 1000 paper cuts in the process

I wish Scarlett Johansson was my girlfriend

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but you are own by a psychopath who love cisors

I wish I'm 10 feet tall

 

[Tiger_22]

Granted, but the world you live in averages 15 feet tall

I wish the 7 deadly sins were cut back to like 3 or so

 

[Stanthropical]

Granted: You can't consume alcohol, caffeine or smoke pot. Using hot water is now a sin. Wiping your ass will send you straight to Hell.

I wish night time stopped existing.

 

[Lakeside]

Damn.. edited to blank (The 60 sec delay got me.)

Now I gotta think some more

Ls x

 

[Tdp06]

Granted. But you're blind and can't appreciate fuckall that nature has to offer.

I wish my hearing was as kak as my eyesight.

Granted, but you are only hearing ducks copulation

I wish I have pleasure from my fingertips

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted - but you have leprosy and have to wear gloves all the time

I wish I had a 12 inch dick