Game The Monkey’s Paw

[bladez234]

Granted but it’s been tainted (why is the rum always gone????)

I wish I had a puppy

 

[SnoopSlimes]

Granted! But this puppy turns into a very angry violent pup and eats you alive..

I wish I had some ice cream

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted.... just... yep granted.

I wish I could wake up in @DayPlay5 arms.

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted... but no more tickle sex.

I wish I wasn't so damned ticklish.

 

[angellick44]

Granted, but you're dreaming of me bahaaaaa ha ha ha

I wish i had power, the electricity kind!

 

[SexAndViolence]

Granted, but you can never bath or shower again.

I wish I could teleport instead of having to fly.

Granted.But you can only teleport to knee deep shit.

I wish this thread dies out.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Granted. Brewed from the freshest water I pulled out of the pig pen.

I wish I could cure cancer.

 

[MadameCharlotte]

Granted, but smallpox makes a big comeback.

I wish I lived on a beautiful island.

 

[bladez234]

Granted, your island is just big enough for one person.

I wish my computer worked properly.

 

[CosmicGypsy92]

Granted. But you're not allowed to use the internet till year end.

I wish I lived by the beach

 

[Misha000]

Well the beach is crawling with bugs and snakes and you can't actually set foot on it..

I wish someone would love me

 

[grubdumpling]

Granted, but they're so self absorbed and cruel you can't believe they actually love you.

I wish I could live without love.

 

[Momo111]

Granted.

But you are miserable the rest of your life.

I wish I had a bakery.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but you'll live alone for ever.

I wish I could sing like a great crooner