Group Banter Race to a million

[Lurking]

Odd topic to want back, but sure.

People inject their Johnson to improve their performance.

 

[Lurking]

And it's easier to use a dildo or something.

 

[BaileyXcX]

Ok improve performance I get. But in skiing?

 

[Lurking]

It improves your performance.

Makes you more aerodynamic if it's "swelled" up. Least that's what was said.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Ok improve performance I get. But in skiing?

You're not really skiing if your dick isn't heavily involved. At least that's what I always say

 

[Lurking]

Isn't skiing a term for giving two handjobs at once?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Okay but I think it has something to do with getting measured for the suit they wear. If your bulge is wider, it somehow makes the suit more aerodynamic

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Ok improve performance I get. But in skiing?

Jumping

 

[SarcasticSadie]

You're not really skiing if your dick isn't heavily involved. At least that's what I always say

Ya on about those ski sized dildos again aren’t ya

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Okay but I think it has something to do with getting measured for the suit they wear. If your bulge is wider, it somehow makes the suit more aerodynamic

The more it sticks out, the more air dispersement, the faster/further you slip through the air.

Have become a cock aero expert

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

The more it sticks out, the more air dispersement, the faster/further you slip through the air.

Have become a cock aero expert

I knew that was calling tbh

 

[SarcasticSadie]

I knew that was calling tbh

It’s calling you?

 

[Lurking]

I only lose at skiing because he has an erection.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

It’s calling you?

Dammit.

I knew that was YOUR calling tbh

there we go lol

 

[BaileyXcX]

This convo is making me horny

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Dammit.


there we go lol

I been meaning to call you out on missing words out the whole time have known ya

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I been meaning to call you out on missing words out the whole time have known ya

Oh I'm well aware that I'm very guilty of that. It's something I'm trying to improve

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

This convo is making me horny

Them wide ass skiin' dicks

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Fell asleep

 

[Lurking]

Skiing with a boner turns you on?

Different strokes for different folks I suppose.