Banter Why Are They Single?

He is in the life and bugsy keeps him on the dole. What Bugsy says goes and Bugsy is very very needy. No time for a woman got to skake down the bodegas.
 
every conversation with her feels like a job interview where the position is “emotionally stable adult” and nobody qualifies. Half the people who try flirting fold the second she replies with a single “k,” and the other half get scared when they realize she can detect desperation through Wi-Fi. Her standards aren’t high so much as legally considered air traffic, and her flirting style feels less like romance and more like surviving a boss battle with dialogue choices. Honestly, her soulmate probably existed at one point but got intimidated halfway through typing “hey.”
 
SexyAsianBitch said:
every conversation with her feels like a job interview where the position is “emotionally stable adult” and nobody qualifies. Half the people who try flirting fold the second she replies with a single “k,” and the other half get scared when they realize she can detect desperation through Wi-Fi. Her standards aren’t high so much as legally considered air traffic, and her flirting style feels less like romance and more like surviving a boss battle with dialogue choices. Honestly, her soulmate probably existed at one point but got intimidated halfway through typing “hey.”
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I secretively LoVe y♥️u!

Thread: his vision of Freedom is not the freedom fries he longs for and constantly battles the ketchup for that naughty feel good squirt from her bottle. 🤭
 
Freedomfries is single because every conversation somehow turns into a 45-minute rant about something nobody asked about, delivered with the confidence of a man holding a propane tank at a barbecue. He flirts like he’s arguing in a Facebook comment section, thinks “debate me” is foreplay, and somehow manages to make “hey beautiful” sound politically aggressive. Deep down he probably means well, but by the time he finishes explaining his opinion on literally anything, the other person has already escaped through a bathroom window.
 
SexyAsianBitch said:
Freedomfries is single because every conversation somehow turns into a 45-minute rant about something nobody asked about, delivered with the confidence of a man holding a propane tank at a barbecue. He flirts like he’s arguing in a Facebook comment section, thinks “debate me” is foreplay, and somehow manages to make “hey beautiful” sound politically aggressive. Deep down he probably means well, but by the time he finishes explaining his opinion on literally anything, the other person has already escaped through a bathroom window.
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Hey some of us are mansplainers and some of us are just autistic

Thread: Everyone is intimidated by her beauty
 
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