Ive had a few run after it but most can put up with my crap xxBet you get ALL the totty with that one
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jimmysgarage
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That is true...lol
Haha love it, your brothers very profound xxOne of my brothers favourites:
Hello babe I've been watching you from across the dance floor and I couldn't help but notice...
You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?
He swears it works
Like your long suffering wifeIve had a few run after it but most can put up with my crap xx
Yes you do I don't think anyone else would...especially with all them beans ️xxLike your long suffering wife
xxLmao! Good one!Hey baby I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U ️xx️xx
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LA69
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Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that space pants your wearing ? Cause your ass is out of this world!!.
Geez I can see why I am single! Lolol
Haha! Love it!
You like math? Cause I want to ADD you to my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY!
Haha! Welcome to math class! Lol!
Hi, I'm Stan
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Sabrina270
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O M G lmao!!!
Sabrina270
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Perfect...straight to the point, literally! Lol
Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I'm really feeling a connection!
Because I'm really feeling a connection!
Love that one lol!
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LA69
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Lol brilliant
Sabrina270
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You guys are killing me lol. But this sure is more fun than burnt out chat...scrolling with freaks lol
Sabrina270
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Did I just say that??? Lol
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LA69
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We are all freaks one way or another! Or we wouldn't be on this! I personally love the freak within me.
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