Ask a normal question get a sexual answer

[Fildo66]

Non sexual question? Ha ha
I'll just go with kitchen since that seems to be the hot spot rn

Where did you put the mail?

Hahaha ... I think I had the thread read wrong. Thanks for straightening me out.

 

[LillyK]

Down to daddy's play room.

Will you show me the way?

 

[Funthum19]

I will show you tbe way, lead you up the garden path and fuck you behind the tool shed.

Would you like a roll with that?

 

[fletnix]

No thanks, I've already got plenty of sausage.

How do you get to Central Station?

 

[Kbunny]

Up my ass to the left

Can I have more Skittles please?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Up my ass to the left

Can I have more Skittles please?

LOLOLOL "Lemme get his straight... up your ass... then left? ok got it."

Points at bulging crotch of pants.... "are these the Skittles you are looking for?"

Edit :

Where's a good place to get a drink?

 

[Kbunny]

In my pants...

Yeah, cause that wasn't dumb...

Can you help me ice skate?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Sure.... first were gonna learn a double salchow with a single axle...... oh fuck it!!!! lets just go get naked inside where it's warm!!!

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Kbunny]

*slides up and down slowly* Feels like two...

Do you like to relax?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

I'd like to relax those panties right off those hips of yours...

Is it raining out?

 

[Kbunny]

No, that's just me riding your face

What would you like for dinner?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Hmmmm... maybe just a tuna fish sandwich with a big piece of pussy on the side.

How do you like your eggs?

 

[LillyK]

Hot, firm & a little runny

Where did that brush go? Ha ha

 

[Funthum19]

Last I saw you were stroking your pussy with it.

Would you like me to flush your pipes?

 

[QueenC69]

Yes front and back ones please

What are you doing tonight

 

[Dogowar]

Eating you.

Are you hungry

 

[Tdp06]

You can call it like this yes

Is it warm outside?

 

[QueenC69]

Yup that’s why I don’t have any panties on under my dress

How does tomorrow sound

 

[SeaEagle]

Lots of moaning and groaning

What did you do today?

 

[Tdp06]

Hot sex and deep penetration, then I woke up

What's on TV?