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Up my ass to the left

Can I have more Skittles please?
LOLOLOL "Lemme get his straight... up your ass... then left? ok got it."

Points at bulging crotch of pants.... "are these the Skittles you are looking for?"

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Where's a good place to get a drink?
 
Sure.... first were gonna learn a double salchow with a single axle...... oh fuck it!!!! lets just go get naked inside where it's warm!!!

How many fingers am I holding up?
 
I'd like to relax those panties right off those hips of yours...

Is it raining out?
 
Hmmmm... maybe just a tuna fish sandwich with a big piece of pussy on the side.

How do you like your eggs?
 
Hot, firm & a little runny

Where did that brush go? Ha ha
 
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