Ask a normal question get a sexual answer

[barbasia]

When you'll wake up after this great night spent with me in bed.

What's for dinner?

 

[Bdj1992]

Because your teacher keeps taking his dick out during class and smacks in your face.

Why can't I sleep?

 

[LillyK]

Because you got an instaboner thinking of me

Can I go to sleep soon?

 

[bpm1234]

If you have too but do you mind if the midgets and I carry on without you? I’m paying them by the hour...


What’s that smell???

 

[Hotcarter76]

Smells like lube to me


Why is it taking so long?

 

[Pistil]

Because when it’s so long you have to take it in slow.

Is it spring yet?

 

[bpm1234]

Don’t think so, must still be “Fall” cos you’ve been “leave” n naked “stick” pics all over my inbox.


How do I get a taxi around here??

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

You download tinder and ask to be "picked up"

Are you hungry?

 

[bpm1234]

You download tinder and ask to be "picked up"

Hi @Kathy_Doyle , any chance you’ve had time to rustle up a question so we can jump back in and play with you... I mean, play this thread??

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Hi @Kathy_Doyle , any chance you’ve had time to rustle up a question so we can jump back in and play with you... I mean, play this thread??

sorry, done

 

[bpm1234]

Not at the minute, I’ve just spent the last hour eating you out so I’m fine for the minute.


Has anyone on here seen my towel?

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Not since you blindfolded me with it.

Who wants to play some chess?

 

[bpm1234]

Sure, but your going to have to spit out some of the pieces after you finish sucking me off so we can start.


Did you see that you tube video I posted on the weekend?

 

[barbasia]

Did you mean pornhub video you posted? It made me really horny

Do you like my new tattoo?

 

[Fildo66]

Looks very good from back here.

Anybody see my tools?

 

[silkyjonson]

If by tools you mean your girlfriends butthole, then , I had sex with them.

Does anyone know the convenience store off of 7th and Main?

 

[Apricity]

I know it! Isn't it the one where we fucked in the restroom, right?

Have you seen my phone?

 

[silkyjonson]

Yeah, you tried to slide it into my butt which I was cool with trying cuz ur hot but my but said now and I slapped it away ... It might be behind the dresser or somewhere weird.

how did your job interview go

 

[Hotcarter76]

She flashed me and asked me to rate her boobs.


What took so long?

 

[silkyjonson]

The buttsex

How did your vacation in Thailand go