Nope - an intro goes like this...
Hi, I'm Fred from Arkansas. I have a dog named Mr. Whiskers. I like to play shuffleboard with the elderly, and am an avid fan of Barbra Streisand show tunes. I sell knockoff Under Armour from the trunk of my Toyota Tercel and supplement my income by cashing my dead grandmother's social security checks. Only interested in the ladies... sorry fellas. If we happen to have something in common, hit me up.
You can borrow that one if it happens to describe you.