Brand new....Fresh meat!

In a place where men far outweigh women in terms of numbers, this kind of post will likely be as useful as the other swimmers that never get to fertilize the egg. Perhaps something interesting about yourself would help :)
 
Very well...we wouldn't want to have said egg unfertilized.

Don't do the bar scene, it's lame...I won't buy you a drink, unless you earn it...only deal with bad girls, because all girls are bad girls...whether they know it or not.
 
Nope - an intro goes like this...

Hi, I'm Fred from Arkansas. I have a dog named Mr. Whiskers. I like to play shuffleboard with the elderly, and am an avid fan of Barbra Streisand show tunes. I sell knockoff Under Armour from the trunk of my Toyota Tercel and supplement my income by cashing my dead grandmother's social security checks. Only interested in the ladies... sorry fellas. If we happen to have something in common, hit me up.

You can borrow that one if it happens to describe you.
 
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How about something interesting about you?
Wow I cannot believe you are still single :rolleyes:

It's true...
Nope - an intro goes like this...

Hi, I'm Fred from Arkansas. I have a dog named Mr. Whiskers. I like to play shuffleboard with the elderly, and am an avid fan of Barbra Streisand show tunes. I sell knockoff Under Armour from the trunk of my Toyota Tercel and supplement my income by cashing my dead grandmother's social security checks. Only interested in the ladies... sorry fellas. If we happen to have something in common, hit me up.

You can borrow that one if it happens to describe you.

Well, thank you ma'am!
 
That is not how an introduction works, this is your introduction, not hers. You have yet to properly introduce yourself.

Ok, should I leave my facebook link and twitter feed here as well?

I'm Jeff, I'm a bad motherfucker, it doesn't matter where I'm from...only where I'm going.
'Merica and Rock & Roll!
 

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