Proof we've never been to the sun

[Ash1eigh]

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[Just-Bob]

... a rather short lived thread, but enjoyable.

Maybe we could expand it to other places in our solar system.... Jupiter, Saturn, Ura.... I’ll leave that one alone

 

[Morgana]

FACT: The only weather on the sun is SUNNY, not WINDY, so a flag shouldn't be waving?
FACT: It never rains on the sun, so there's no moisture. So how could we see footprints?
FACT: We would be able to see their shadows!
FACT: It's hot on the sun. Even an American flag would catch fire and offend everyone.
FACT: There is no "Dark Side" of the sun. It shines in all directions and has no shadow.

If only they'd send a rocket up there at night, it would save all those astronauts being burned from the heat.

 

[Flopsy]

Just go at night. Solved

 

[Flopsy]

Protective clothing needed gotcha. Flip flops, shorts and singlet, akubra with corks on strings and some sort of tinned drink in true Aussie style (everything else feels like is on fire there so they should be fine).

Don't forget the super useful strip of zinc based sunscreen too but only across the bridge of the nose.

 

[RosaPerks]

Where do you think all the cheese came from? Refer to old Tom and Jerry cartoons for video proof.