Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Tdp06]

Granted!!
You are now a giant walking Gspot!.... Wearing a tight jeans is such a pleasure ;

I wish I could forward time

 

[WordSalad]

You move forward through time, all your possessions have been seized and you are penniless.


I wish I had an "influence" ray gun, to get everyone to do exactly what I want!

 

[RaidenV]

Granted

But it was designed by a diabolical evil scientist and everyone will only do what you want if it's to elaborately kill James Bond and take over the world

I wish for a Coke and a bowl of popcorn

 

[lexireek]

Granted, but as soon as it is even touched (by anyone or anything), you will die shortly after.

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but as soon as it is even touched (by anyone or anything), you will die shortly after.

Well that sucks... ok I'll take my chances, it is Coke and popcorn afterall

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I wish for a Coke and a bowl of popcorn[/QUOTE]

Granted but your popcorn is soggy floating floating in Coke!

I wish I was more flexible!

 

[RaidenV]

Granted
You are now a red headed jellyfish

I wish I was camping

 

[DaveJonno83]

Granted but you forgot your tent.

Wish i wasnt going bald

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted!!
Steals Donald Trumps hair ... thing for you to have stapled to your head!

I wish that I could breathe underwater!

 

[DaveJonno83]

Oh no not Rudeman hair haha

Granted but you have to swim in the sewer

Wish i lived in the countryside again

 

[DaveJonno83]

Granted but its english money and not weight

Wish i had a better phone

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but you have to keep it till it absolutely dies and aren't allowed any upgrades (there'd be at least 10 upgrades released in the meantime!)

I wish all my skin could be immaculate till the day I die

 

[DaveJonno83]

Granted but you cant see it yourself

I wish i was in better shape

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted and you are now a dodecahedron!

I wish I could fly

 

[DaveJonno83]

Granted and you are now a dodecahedron!

I wish I could fly

Probably not far off that now anyway haha

Granted BUT only when Seal's song "I believe i can fly" is playing out loud

Wish i could of seen Freddie mercury live

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Just granted ... because ME TOO!!!!

I wish I got an early mark from work!

 

[lexireek]

Granted, they fired you.

I wish I was a literal Goddess.

 

[AshX]

Granted. You spend an uncountable amount of time living as a being of unparalleled power. You watch as everyone you love dies. You watch as humanity spreads across the stars. You watch as the universe gives way to entropy and collapses in on itself as the energy finally burns out and space becomes a static void of nothingness. Just you. You decide it's time at last, to end your own life. And you realise, you can't. Your too powerful. You spend the next eternity alone. You go mad, and realise this is the only real hell.. gg better luck next time.

I wish for a pretty pony

 

[lexireek]

Granted. You spend an uncountable amount of time living as a being of unparalleled power. You watch as everyone you love dies. You watch as humanity spreads across the stars. You watch as the universe gives way to entropy and collapses in on itself as the energy finally burns out and space becomes a static void of nothingness. Just you. You decide it's time at last, to end your own life. And you realise, you can't. Your too powerful. You spend the next eternity alone. You go mad, and realise this is the only real hell.. gg better luck next time.

I wish for a pretty pony

Lol fuck you haha.

Granted, but the pony is aggressive. It will kill you after 24 hours exactly, and you don't know.

 

[RaidenV]

Granted

I wish the summer would never end