I just want to take a moment to let everyone know how much of a treasure this man is and how in a world full of cold lumps of coal I unearthed myself a diamond
Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in an hour? Yes. Will remember me in a minute? Yes. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oh no, you forgot me already!
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sexyBabe92
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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sexyBabe92
What do you get when you screw a textbook?
A D in math.
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sexyBabe92
What did the fish say when he swam into
a wall?
Dam.
Studmuffin! If you still want that concrete croissant, be sure to stop by to my Sidewalk Cafe on my page! But Alora has to stay home! She's on the Do Not Serve list!

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