Some people make me want to slam my dick in a car door, or their mothers. Whichever comes first......
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Its one of those sit on my face, and if I die I die kinda moods today.....
If I've learned anything from my dad its one thing. And its how to be reaaaaally good at hide n seek....
Waiting for the day someone asks what that dick do. And I drop the ol just disappoint line on them.....
I got asked why I always wear black. Well the answer is because I'm fucking dead an delicious!!
If you slide in my dms and help me be less bored out of my mind, I promise ill give you a gold star.
I've not been super active here. Honestly kind of sad about that.
Just saying is all I’d really like for Christmas is you. To sit on my face thank youuuuuu!
I really just need a hug and some tiddies in my day rn. Or a nap maybe?
Tryna do cute shit in chat, but people in chat aint doing shit. le tragic
Some of y'all give me the case pitched tent. The rest of you uh idk.
I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. If you didn’t get enough stuffing I’ll help ya get some more! ;P
After going over the finances it’s come to my attention I’ve over spent, so you’ll all just have to enjoy my presence instead. Thank you!Happy thick Friday
I wanna sleep so good, I get the well rested perk.
Trying to find the right oil paintings to hang around the house is a bitch. Like more than your mother.
Just saying my mustache makes sitting on my face little more comfortable. You really should try it out!
I said crank it up to 11 but my knob only turns to 5 and I'm tired
Just cause I can churn your guts doesn’t mean I should. I most likely would though. Ya know for like science.
Well I'd say it was a good run
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