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Pssst,
Sir.
LoL Adam Sandler is fucking hilarious when he tries.
If the entire world competed 1 on 1 with each other, the winner would only have to win 33 times.
That means when it's "You against the world" people forget the world is also against itself.
I *highly* recommend apple sauce wrestling.
Ever see life for the Matrix that it is? I don't mean the "cool shit" or cyber lingo. I mean like REALLY look at the pattern? How are we really surprised or shocked at anything? Why do we pretend to be?
I almost forgot how romantic ya'll were.
I... AM an idiot.
I think the most hideous Women are the prettiest.
I am not a complete idiot.
Some parts are missing.
"Every breath you take is someone's death in another place."
"Pick the loudest one. Break em first. The rest get quiet fast."
"Ofcourse, I farted! Whatchu think I smell like this all the time??" - John Leguizemo
Never, ever, be irreplaceable.
If you're irreplaceable, then you can never be promoted.
Just a couple of HO-hums, yessir lawdi dotty
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