So today I went to Aldi to grab a few things. I had about 5 items and was balancing a tub of cream on top. The cream was leaning against my chest. Pretty much in my cleavage. Walking down the aisle and a man coming the other way grinned and chuckled and as he walked by said “if only”.
It took me until I was putting everything in the car for me to work it out.
It took me until I was putting everything in the car for me to work it out.
