*leaves a note on a small box of strawberries* 
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Thankful for you, you smart, handsome, funny, sweet, genuine and sexy man. *leaves you a slice of pie with extra whip*
Happy Thanskgiving!
To be fair, your ribs had me melting. I see you are busy so I mean no disrespect by popping by. Just needed to share my smile at your profile. HAPPY Sunday Funday! *smooches*
Oh my god...its Beardman!
ITS FALL YA'LL
If they shenan once, they will surely shenanigan.
So anyways, like I was saying, the Salem Witch Trials...
At every table, I'll save you a seat.
*is covering you with strawberry slices while your sleep*
*leaves a suspicious trail of strawberries from your forums to mine...*
I had a feeling a tall handsome man was following me...oh! It's you! Hello!
I saw two mimes having sex with each other earlier today. They were doing unspeakable things...
Please, don't be the reason that weird warning signs are made!
"I'm sorry," and "I apologize," mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral
Unpopular opinion of the day... Most peoples dogs are actually pretty dumb
Don't act like you've never masturbated to Die Hard -
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