…I’m not saying I hate him…but, I hope his next blowjob comes from a shark 
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…Rumors? Impressive…At least you’re spreading something other than you’re legs
….Male bees die after mating….That’s basically their life…..Honey…Nut…Cheerio
…When a guy says “suck it”, I giggle and reply with, “sorry, small objects are a choking hazard”
…I’m not saying you’re a slut..but you’ve had more balls in your mouth than hungry, hungry hippos
…I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough
…if she’s funny, holds your hand in public while whispering dirty things in your ear…well lord almighty…you got yourself something
….would you rather an independent woman who is still slightly possessive or a very clingy, overly emotional woman?
…she might not be everybody’s cup of tea…but she sure as is somebody’s shot of whiskey
….what’s your darkest fantasy?
…genuine question…..are you Team Glenda or Team Elphaba?
Hmmm……what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Welcome to FCN beautiful sexy HOT lady, hope you enjoy your time here
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