Why is one of the first thing a guy from the UK asks you is “where are u”
Like I’m gonna invite you over
Like I’m gonna invite you over
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Is a kiss ever just a kiss?
Or is it a moment of captured tranquility
A slice of time stolen to be cherished
A shared embrace of joy
Asking for a friend
PSA - People are thick - PSA ends
Honestly an unsolicited Dick Pick is so classless. Try saying hello first
Missing my girlcrush
Well that’s torn it
When you’ve been chatting to someone and you see they have posted a lot of pics of themselves to attract interest - nah not for me.
Have fun
Don’t call me M O M or any other derivative- that’s your thing all well and good. Ask if it’s mine…
So you get muted for tagging the same person in a few gifs…. Crazy
Today already has the hallmarks of a day where some should have been swallowed
Some days the pieces of the puzzle refuse to fit
Some guys got 0 game
What is your quality conversation?
Every day , in Every way
End of message
You sent an unrequested Dic Pic and suddenly you’re entitled to nudes
Don’t think so buttercup
I find myself suspended - and not in a way that involves rope
Another day of disappointment
Is running horny
Don’t bend to fit the rules. Bend the rules to fit you
Is on a little Holiday -
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