Chris_90

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  Chris_90

• Yesterday at 8:49 PM

I asked ChatGPT why my dick always floats up when I’m taking a bath.. I’m glad he reassured me this is completely normal!! You know buoyancy, anatomy, relaxation and temperature.. in short it’s physics.. I’m still scared of that 90 inch snake in my bath though!

Have a nice week everyone

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  Chris_90

• Oct 30, 2026

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  Chris_90

• Oct 28, 2026

Does your mirror reveal the truth of who you are, or merely offer an illusion that comforts you with false hope?

Stay focused on yourself before you focus on others.

Have a wet Wednesday

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  Chris_90

• Oct 27, 2026

Have a lovely Tuesday you bunch of naughty people.. don’t forget to love yourself a little

Feel free to choose whatever way you are loving yourself

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  Chris_90

• Oct 27, 2026

Ugh..

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  butterface

• Oct 25, 2026

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  Chris_90

• Oct 11, 2026

I just found out there’s an actual clinical name for when you can’t sleep at night and just eat instead….

….its called insomnomnomnomnia.

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  PhoenixV

• Oct 10, 2026

Have a great weekend @Chris_90 and @butterface

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  Chris_90

• Oct 10, 2026

I think nobody reads profile posts anymore.. *inserts absolutely nothing*

Have a nice weekend lovely people… and the rest of you too!

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  butterface

• Oct 8, 2026

Hi. I think you’re really cute and I want to touch your butt.

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  Chris_90

• Sep 26, 2026

Hakuna Mafuckit!

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  butterface

• Sep 23, 2026

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  butterface

• Sep 14, 2026

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  Chris_90

• Sep 12, 2026

I smile for the world while I’m breaking inside,
Trying to outrun all the thoughts that I hide.

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  butterface

• Sep 8, 2026

I’m not entirely sure where the sleeve came from or why your hair is so dark… but it’s close enough.

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  butterface

• Sep 1, 2026

https://voca.ro/1m1KoLiPnWsh

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  VelvetReverie

• Aug 25, 2026

Have you ordered a Lego towel yet?

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  butterface

• Aug 18, 2026

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  Nekojanai

• Aug 12, 2026

Happy birthday

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  Ameliaaaaaa

• Aug 12, 2026

Hey Chris I hope your having a lovely day

Cheers