jokes

No limits on kinks or fantasies or naughty comments , anything quotes, comments,gifs, picture, tribute etc Disclaimer: Created this thread for fun. So be respectful :)

Jokes, anecdotes, pics, gifs, hand it all in. This is where you lock away all those sick jokes about puppies and cookies. The Dark humour that is frowned upon. Lewd Limericks especially.

Pickles only THIS IS NOT ANOTHER SHOW ME YOUR DICK THREAD SO KEEP THEM WIENERS IN YOUR PANTS THANK YOU

Here's mine. If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were Islam: "Pizza be unto you." "And unto you, pizza." (very sry if thats offensive)

This is the place to post any, and every, thing you find to be humorous, amusing, or simply baffling. Puns, one liners, goofy riddles and rhymes, outrageous stories or even a good old knock knock joke. Anything goes. You can post the whole joke, or you can initiate it and wait for someone to...

Hi I made this because I am upset and I will talk to myself until I am no longer upset anyone is welcome to rant, no suicidal shit tho only jokes about it, I don’t want someone posting “I’m going to kill myself...” that’s not fun, get real help

Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your bum cheek and put it on someone who isn't family? Arse skin for a friend

Lets see some of the most fucked up and raunchy jokes you sick fucks have to offer Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A: A lip reader.

Did you know there are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky? Feel your mind BLOOOOOW! What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with massive boobs? One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Post more jokes or random (and useless) facts...

A friend sent this. Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The...

Have you ever had butter on a pop tart, it's so freakin good. If you've never had butter on a pop tart than I really really think you should. Share other pop culture references and I'll try to guess what it is.