Viking_god741
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Lets see some of the most fucked up and raunchy jokes you sick fucks have to offer
Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A: A lip reader.
Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A: A lip reader.
Who's got the best jokes?
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Viking_god741
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Q: How can you tell which one is the head nurse?
A: The one with the dirty knees.
A: The one with the dirty knees.
Viking_god741
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Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Cuz Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
A: Cuz Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
SlowDanceWithCommas
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A man and his son are standing in the backyard to their house. The boy is currently occupied digging a hole under his fathers supervision. After some time, the boy complains; "Dad, do I really have to do this?"
To which the father answers; "Ofcourse, son. When I was your age, I had to bury my dog as well. It's your responsibility as his owner." - "But!", interjects the boy. "No buts, boy! Now dig a bit deeper or he'll be able to jump out."
To which the father answers; "Ofcourse, son. When I was your age, I had to bury my dog as well. It's your responsibility as his owner." - "But!", interjects the boy. "No buts, boy! Now dig a bit deeper or he'll be able to jump out."
Viking_god741
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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are in the third grade. Which one has the biggest tits?
The blond cuz shes 18 years old.
The blond cuz shes 18 years old.
Viking_god741
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What do you call a virgin laying on a water bed?
A cherry float.
A cherry float.
Viking_god741
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Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese
A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese
I went to the doctor and he told me "Don't eat anything fatty." I asked: “What like - pizzas or burgers?” He replied: “No fatty. Just don’t eat anything.”
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Hubby_Home_Alone
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Knock knock
Who's there?
gestapo
gestapo who? cut them off before they finish in your best German accept
"I'll ASK THE QUESTIONS"
Who's there?
gestapo
gestapo who? cut them off before they finish in your best German accept
"I'll ASK THE QUESTIONS"