Who's got the best jokes?

Lets see some of the most fucked up and raunchy jokes you sick fucks have to offer

Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A: A lip reader.

 

Q: How can you tell which one is the head nurse?
A: The one with the dirty knees.

 

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Cuz Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

 

A man and his son are standing in the backyard to their house. The boy is currently occupied digging a hole under his fathers supervision. After some time, the boy complains; "Dad, do I really have to do this?"
To which the father answers; "Ofcourse, son. When I was your age, I had to bury my dog as well. It's your responsibility as his owner." - "But!", interjects the boy. "No buts, boy! Now dig a bit deeper or he'll be able to jump out."

 

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are in the third grade. Which one has the biggest tits?

The blond cuz shes 18 years old.

 

What do you call a virgin laying on a water bed?

A cherry float.

 

Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese

 

I went to the doctor and he told me "Don't eat anything fatty." I asked: “What like - pizzas or burgers?” He replied: “No fatty. Just don’t eat anything.”

 

This thread >> https://www.freechatnow.com/forum/threads/jokes.6045/

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