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Hey all, completely brand new here but I'm looking for your wildest, sexiest, maddest stories of sex or masturbation while under the influence (alcohol and weed counts) but I'm looking for hardcore, weird and whacky stories, if you catch my drift! I'll share mine in the comments if this gets...

Looking for funny and horny girl to cum togetherr

they just rushed in the flat and straight to my room just seconds after taking that picture... they now think im a part time nudist, because i said yes when one of them asked me that, i just dont wanted to stand there like an idiot who just wanted to take a naked butt pic ;D well shit happens

In response to and to strike balance... She gave me the, "EW. Hardon gone!" What kills your hardon?

skinny ass and small tits are my love

Based out of Louisville, KY. Looking for a woman who is sexual and knows how to make a man feel like a man. We can start here, and then move our way on to something more spicy, or maybe not if it isn't in the cards. The only way to find out is to message and see.

He gave me the, "EW. Lady boner gone!" What kills your lady boner?

Predictive text game.

There's a meme going around that people are commenting "Vivek I edge to you" en masse on all of US Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy's TikToks. If there's anywhere to talk about this it's here lol. I do not know what kind of can of worms I'm going to unleash with this one

Hi! I am here looking to lose my virginity (original I know but I at least know how to keep it in my pants when need be…) Just turned 18 and wanting to find some other people around and see if I can find a fuck buddy (?) or…friend?? I don’t know what I’m looking here for. All that I know is...

Hello to you all. Men and women and everything between and beyond. I'm sometimes witty ginger guy who has tried many times to start something here. I had one success... but she left and it was hard to me. Would love to meet and chat with people and i love rp. I'm hairy short ginger guy and I'm...

Hello to you all. Men and women and everything between and beyond. I'm sometimes witty ginger guy who has tried many times to start something here. I had one success... but she left and it was hard to me. Would love to meet and chat with people and i love rp. I'm hairy short ginger guy and I'm...

Just a thread to post Little Miss or Mr Memes that are popular right now that you can relate too. Just mind the rules and feel free to make your own and share. Here are mine...

Hiii everybody. Welcome the thread of pidgee insanity. XD this thread is currently under construction and will be updated over the weekend. I got plans XD The name of this thread is thanks to the terrific terrifying tantatilizing tigress @Hervy thank you dearest XD love ya bunches hun I will...

I've got the smallest cock you will ever see! It's so tiny I've given up trying to fuck girls they just laugh at it and it keeps popping out. Hahaha instead I fuck my blow up sheep I warm her up before I give her a seeing to. I normally cum a couple of times and then lick that warm sperm from...

So I made this thread so that we can have some fun and hear some of the songs everyone considers their favorites! I’m curious to hear new songs because I don’t really have a favorite genre! Maybe we will find new songs we like! 10-1 then post your tune! Also I’ll change the poll every week of...

Instructions: A-Z list of things you CAN live without. The opposite of A-Z things you can't live without. :) I'll start... Annoying people.

Thought a fun thread would be to talk about interesting dreams that you remember having. Here's one I had just last night. In my dream I was still laying in my bed, sleeping face down, when about a dozen people, both men and women came into my room, I pretended that I was still asleep because...

Ok my fellow FCN'rs... I think this one can get to be one of the best threads, but we'll see.... Ok, so I never got into the whole "swipe right" or any dating app for that matter, but have since laughed so hard at some bio's, some being seemingly genuine and others have to be joking. To list a...

The funny shit @Dirkthedaring says......