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Basically the image you are presenting when you send unsolicited dick pics

Here are some things about me . I am known to be down to earth . I am modest I’m am a quiet person but will sometimes speak when I have something to say If I start to speak or type and I say I’m refraining then it is because I don’t think it gonna help if I say or type it or I may know...

Post your best dirty jokes. There's a line and it MUST be crossed. I'll start :) What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off

So, I was walking down a street wearing what you see in my profile pic, when this rather nicely dressed dude comes up to me and says, "I'll give you $100 right now in cash if you let me suck your tits." "Fuck off", I said and kept waking. He followed me for a bit and then stood in front of me...

Hey Everyone, I'm a new guy here. Any tips for me:)

Just see what it reminds us

I enjoy standup comedy. Nothing beats getting wasted and laughing your ass off. The last big name comedian I saw live was Ilza Shlesinger. Smaller name comedian was Tommy Lama aka Tommy Savitt. I will forever by a Jim Carrey fan though.. "He who hesitates, masturbates."

Hello all. Simple thread, give me your best chat up line. All welcome to join in. Mine will be I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

Here's a little fun for all you ladies and gents who like to give things pet names, I'm sure it's not intirely accurate, However I'm perfectly happy with my new cock monniker, "GIRTHY POLE" LMAO, have fun folks, post your name if it made you laugh.

I always loved these as a kid on family holidays to the seaside, they were always full of sexual innuendo and us kids were not supposed to really know what was going on but I don't think I can ever remember a time when I wasn't in on the joke. My Mother would tell my Father not to get anything...

Hi guys, I saw this online recently and it mad me LOL.... I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all. … I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if...

Hey there. I'm looking for someone to chat with, preferably girls aged 18-23. Any kind of chat is welcome, just be able to hold a conversation. My Kik is Wolfgang1776 and my Snapchat is juelman17. Talk to you soon. If you can guess my favorite car, I will be impressed.