Naughty Game Chat up lines

[FallenFreya]

Hello all.

Simple thread, give me your best chat up line.
All welcome to join in.

Mine will be

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

 

[Jay014]

If i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

 

[InTheMix]

The word of the day is "legs", let's go somewhere and spread the word

 

[Dcdevon]

Heaven most be missing an Angel, because your sitting next to me.

 

[Dcdevon]

You must be a mirror , because I see my self in you!

 

[InTheMix]

Those pants are so tight...how do I get into them?!

 

[Sukfukallnight]

Hello all.

Simple thread, give me your best chat up line.
All welcome to join in.

Mine will be

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

Your jeans must be made out of candy cause your ass is eating them up

 

[Spangle]

Hello boobs, how do you do?

 

[LA69]

Are they space pants you are wearing? Cause your arse is out of this world@

 

[D7ve67]

Did you get those Pants in the sale Darling cause there 100% off at my place.
Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

 

[Ichy]

I forgot my pants, can I get into yours?

 

[Stanthropical]

Hi, I'm Stan. I got some Pokémon in my basement. Wanna check it out?

 

[Normalish]

Hello all.

Simple thread, give me your best chat up line.
All welcome to join in.

Mine will be

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

I ask are you called Google ?
No why ?
Because your all I have ever searched for.

 

[Vey]

Depends on the situation...@best lines . But the shortest line Feck off ...please and ignore button right after that usually work .

 

[D7ve67]

Depends on the situation...@best lines . But the shortest line Feck off ...please and ignore button right after that usually work .

That’s an anti-chatup line.
Like, Can I buy you a drink?....
No, I’d rather have the money.

 

[andy1995]

"U r a great handicraft of god"

 

[Vey]

That’s an anti-chatup line.
Like, Can I buy you a drink?....
No, I’d rather have the money.

But you just replied...So it's good

 

[Vey]

Hello boobs, how do you do?

Hello there Spanglish

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

you know why men are sexier than women? you cannot spell sexy without "xy"

Nothing like good ole' misogyny to really get a woman's interest ha

 

[LA69]

Do you fancy halving in on a bastard sweetheart?