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We've all seen/taken nudes but it's rare to see or take a nude that can be classified as being a nude or is different that how nudes are usually. Share nudes of yourself or somebody else that you think are unique, weird, unusual or even funny.

I don't care. Not one bit! So shut up already, You little shit!

Mine: Backwards Crock-Pot Lmaoo!! Comment yours below Ladies & Gents

Mine: Queen Viper Glitterbottom lmao!! So ladies comment below with what your name would be. :P Sorry guys lol you can play if you want though lol I don't discriminate.

Post your own original Star Trek joke. Q: Who's second-in-command of raking? A: William T. Raker Q: Who crushed everyone at StarFleet Academy? A: Ensign Crusher Q: If the Chief Engineer was in France and needed to build a weapon, where should he go? A: To le Forge

What would be great, fun, original first ideas?

Eating a wedge of lemon with salt should be and is an acceptable meal for any time of the day.

Iggy: Palm Tree Ludwig: Krusty the Koopa Wendy: Too Much Lipstick Bowser: King of the Turtles Toad: Mr. Annoying Peach: Apple Mario: Red Pikachu Man Luigi: Weegee Yoshi: Dino-horse

For me, it goes like this *plays Lego harry potter* *sees Draco Malfoy* *selects jinxes* *spams B* *admires a frozen, flowerheaded, dancing Malfoy* *plays Minecraft* *opens Creative inventory* *selects TNT and a button* *goes to the nearest village(aka, a straight line until I randomly see...

Right I'll start mine off with super drunk cringe. Young 18 year old lad. First time getting taken to a lasses apartment with her friend. I was harder than week old Blackpool rock haha Plenty of kissing, playing licking. She's screaming for me to fuck her. I'm in heaven!!! I go to stick it...

I’m Always Respectful, I don’t ask for pics unless you want to, and I’m freaking John Wick. HMU

Basically post any cheesy pick up lines you might know or even some of your own it can be pictures, text, or gifs. :) Just mind the rules and have fun.

just surfing around i landed upon this site, looking through tons of pages i thought this would be the right place to introduce myself to other like minded (or unlike minded) people who enjoy same things or even different things as I. Lets get chatty and see how it goes........

silence of the lambs A misunderstood transvestite runs afoul of government agents.

Lets see some of the most fucked up and raunchy jokes you sick fucks have to offer Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A: A lip reader.

Um Idk xD

Let's have some fun, post your most ridiculous RP setups. Doesn't have to be sexual, must be weird. for example: I'm the last loaf of bread in the bread aisle at the store, you're the haggard mom of two coming in to get supplies for lunches tomorrow, must be able to describe the sensation of...

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.