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What would be great, fun, original first ideas?

Eating a wedge of lemon with salt should be and is an acceptable meal for any time of the day.

Iggy: Palm Tree Ludwig: Krusty the Koopa Wendy: Too Much Lipstick Bowser: King of the Turtles Toad: Mr. Annoying Peach: Apple Mario: Red Pikachu Man Luigi: Weegee Yoshi: Dino-horse

For me, it goes like this *plays Lego harry potter* *sees Draco Malfoy* *selects jinxes* *spams B* *admires a frozen, flowerheaded, dancing Malfoy* *plays Minecraft* *opens Creative inventory* *selects TNT and a button* *goes to the nearest village(aka, a straight line until I randomly see...

Right I'll start mine off with super drunk cringe. Young 18 year old lad. First time getting taken to a lasses apartment with her friend. I was harder than week old Blackpool rock haha Plenty of kissing, playing licking. She's screaming for me to fuck her. I'm in heaven!!! I go to stick it...

I’m Always Respectful, I don’t ask for pics unless you want to, and I’m freaking John Wick. HMU

Basically post any cheesy pick up lines you might know or even some of your own it can be pictures, text, or gifs. :) Just mind the rules and have fun.

just surfing around i landed upon this site, looking through tons of pages i thought this would be the right place to introduce myself to other like minded (or unlike minded) people who enjoy same things or even different things as I. Lets get chatty and see how it goes........

silence of the lambs A misunderstood transvestite runs afoul of government agents.

Lets see some of the most fucked up and raunchy jokes you sick fucks have to offer Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A: A lip reader.

Um Idk xD

Let's have some fun, post your most ridiculous RP setups. Doesn't have to be sexual, must be weird. for example: I'm the last loaf of bread in the bread aisle at the store, you're the haggard mom of two coming in to get supplies for lunches tomorrow, must be able to describe the sensation of...

Here are some things about me . I am known to be down to earth . I am modest I’m am a quiet person but will sometimes speak when I have something to say If I start to speak or type and I say I’m refraining then it is because I don’t think it gonna help if I say or type it or I may know...

Hey Everyone, I'm a new guy here. Any tips for me:)

I enjoy standup comedy. Nothing beats getting wasted and laughing your ass off. The last big name comedian I saw live was Ilza Shlesinger. Smaller name comedian was Tommy Lama aka Tommy Savitt. I will forever by a Jim Carrey fan though.. "He who hesitates, masturbates."

Hello all. Simple thread, give me your best chat up line. All welcome to join in. Mine will be I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

Here's a little fun for all you ladies and gents who like to give things pet names, I'm sure it's not intirely accurate, However I'm perfectly happy with my new cock monniker, "GIRTHY POLE" LMAO, have fun folks, post your name if it made you laugh.

I always loved these as a kid on family holidays to the seaside, they were always full of sexual innuendo and us kids were not supposed to really know what was going on but I don't think I can ever remember a time when I wasn't in on the joke. My Mother would tell my Father not to get anything...

Hi guys, I saw this online recently and it mad me LOL.... I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all. … I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if...