Favorite Comedian & Quote?

[Silver_Belle]

I enjoy standup comedy.

Nothing beats getting wasted and laughing your ass off.

The last big name comedian I saw live was Ilza Shlesinger. Smaller name comedian was Tommy Lama aka Tommy Savitt.

I will forever by a Jim Carrey fan though..
"He who hesitates, masturbates."

 

[Kelsey12]

The king of comedic quotes: Mitch Hedberg.

 

[Gdawg98]

I enjoy standup comedy.

Nothing beats getting wasted and laughing your ass off.

The last big name comedian I saw live was Ilza Shlesinger. Smaller name comedian was Tommy Lama aka Tommy Savitt.

I will forever by a Jim Carrey fan though..
"He who hesitates, masturbates."

Eddie Murphy, AND GI JOE GOT STUCK!

 

[Rooosie]

“The bible says thou shall not steal, but nowhere does it state that thou shall not swap. I took a stereo, and left a Walkman. Took a plasma screen, left an Etch-a-Sketch.” - Daliso Chaponda

 

[Jinxy]

Aussie Carl Barron. Funny as.

 

[Billy_B]

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Robin Williams RIP

 

[StarFire]

HELLO FOLKS,

I'M NOT SURE THIS ONE IS MY "FAVORITE"... BUT!... IT'S JUST ONE OF STEVEN WRIGHTS ONE LINERS THAT I CAN REMEMBER RIGHT NOW... I THINK HIS SARCASTIC, MONOTONE VOICE, ALL ADD TO THE FUNNY IN HIS JOKES... HE IS WICKED SMART!... HE MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT HIS JOKES, THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH IN THEM... YOU HAVE TO BE QUICK MINDED TO PICK UP ON THEM, OR, YOU'LL BE LEFT BEHIND...LOL I WOULD HAVE TO SAY FOR A MODERN DAY COMEDIAN?... STEVEN WRIGHT IS MY FAVORITE, I HAVE A CASSETTE OF HIS ACT, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT HIS COMEDIC BODY OF WORK...

HE'S SMART, TALENTED, AND KNOWS JUST HOW TO PLAY HIS AUDIENCE... LOL O.K. HERE'S THE ONE JOKE I CAN RECALL AT THE MOMENT...

"My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don’t really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH."

AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU REALLY DO NEED TO "THINK", ABOUT HIS JOKES... YOU HAVE TO PICTURE THEM IN YOUR MIND, AND THEN YOU GET IT...LOL

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥


(GIGGLES)... I SO LOVE SARCASM IN JOKES!...

 

[Ptcynic]

I HATE JIM CARREY WITH A PASSION

My favorite Comedian is actually a comedy team. The GREAT Abbott & Costello


The Whos On First is a TIMELESS comedy classic

 

[Billy_B]